"Half the world can be learned from books. The other half can be learned while living it. Not an ounce can be learned in school."
Join my school. You will learn nothing, and in so, learn everything.
You are currently living your life. (If your not alive, wrong course. If you have no life, try this course. It won't help, but everyone knows you have nothing better to do.) In your life, there will be obstacles. If you haven't encountered any, then your life is boring. Take this course to make your life harder. If you have faced obstacles, this course is just an easy way of learning what you learned the hard way. So, join Michael's School of Higher Learning, to learn nothing.